Love stinks (the anti-valentine's day thread)

[dwim]

This one goes out to all them women that left me, broke me, wouldn't marry me, kept me hanging on, and was just never there on Valentine's Day.

BLTHHHHHHHHHH (raspberry)

[neomel]

a mature response ...

the mel

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[happybunny2]

No it doesn`t...it smells WONDERFUL..and FRESH...and BEAUTIFUL.


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That keep you safe from injuries
The surgeon general should do his part:
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[Chaos Butterfly]

Probably smells like money to florists.

But hey everyone's gotta make a buck sometime.

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The person who has no imagination has no wings. -Muhammed Ali

Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead.

[batfreak]

> Top Ten Rejected Valentines Day Cards
>
> 10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk
> But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.
>
> 9. Our love will never become cold and hollow
> Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
>
> 8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store
> In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.
>
> 7. This feels so good, it feels so right
> I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.
>
> 6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class
> Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.
>
> 5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished
> But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!
>
> 4. Through all the things that came to pass
> Our love has grown. . . but so's your ass.
>
> 3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie
> I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".
>
> 2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny
> So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!
>
> 1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister
> You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!


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"put the bunny back in the box"
"In god we trust, Every bugger else pay's cash."
"I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit."
"I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a f**k."
"Why do aliens always abduct stupid people??"

[3peanuts]

Probably me and sarabiga had the worst time this Valentine's with florists:

I went to a florist and this is the dialogue I had:

3P: "'Morning...I would like to send flowers to a very special person, but I need some suggestions..."
The Lady of Flowers:"(Angry) What the hell do I know, choose something..."
3P: "Uh...what about roses?"
The Lady:"And for how long did you think for this original (sarcastic) idea?"
3P:"Ehm...How does it cost sending a...rose to Reggio Emilia?"
The Lady:"Too much for you (grinning)... -then says an eeeeexpensive price- "
3P:" (shy) But it is sure it gets to Reggio on S. Valentine's day, isn't it?"
The Lady:"Hear me, (acid) do you think you are the only one who decided to send flowers on the 14th?"

I left the shop, slamming the door.

The strange thing is that my gf went to a florist in Reggio. The florist there called exactly the shop I visited the day before here, in my town.
And, guess what?, the same Lady answered and reacted in the same rude way she acted with me.

Gosh, the Lady needs some fresh air...


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[nicewitch]

Heh. She must have gotten rejected Valentine #1.

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it's a long long road it's a big big world we are wise wise women we are giggling girls we both carry a smile to show when we're pleased both carry a switchblade in our sleeves--Ani Di Franco from "If He Tries Anything"

[Jaxom 27]

All hail blatant commercialism! www.vermontteddybear.com

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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING
MARRIED:
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings,
poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me,
"You're next." They stopped after I started doing
the same thing to them at funerals.

[Talesien]

I got dead roses for Valentine's once... and a bottle of red wine except the wine had been replaced with vinegar... and "chocolates".

I won't tell you what they really were.

I wasn't even IN a relationship, and look what happened on Valentine's day!

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If I could break down
these walls and shout
my name at heaven's
gate / I'd take these
hands and destroy the
dark machineries of
fate, / The vehicles are
broken / Heaven's the
one above / Hellfire's a
promise away I'd still
be saying I'm still in
love / I'm still in love /
I'm still in love

[Jaxom 27]

We all know the greeting card industry runs the countrey anyway...

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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING
MARRIED:
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings,
poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me,
"You're next." They stopped after I started doing
the same thing to them at funerals.